There was a lot of NAGVA tournaments this weekend (Indy, Dallas and Portland) and of course I would choose to be in a PNW tournament just because I love my PNW peeps. So if you were not in Portland this weekend then you might be curious what "You got BRONDA'd" means or you were probably there and playing/watching another match.
I couldn't ask for anyone else to witness what happened but our closest friends... Sorry Grimace, I ♥ U but people cant miss this.
So who is #1 on the list that I'm thankful for that witnessed another Chronicles of the Purple Mess... My favorite guest writer in the name of Sheona Traylor...
This weekend in the Portland, you may have heard a brand new term that is taking NAGVA and the volleyball world by storm. What is this new saying? It is simply "You got Bronda'd!" Catchy, no?? What does this mean? Well, being Bronda'd or being the victim of a Bronda could take on multiple meanings. The main meaning of the term is when you believe you are being led into a good situation, but when the time comes, you got fooled and the situation is NAILZ. Generally this situation is talked up like it is going to be amazing, and it turns out to be the complete opposite. This could start off with someone telling you "oh its going to be P mary! I met this sickening player in open gym..." This could also mean when you have had high expectations for an amazing turnout at something (such as a stacked tournament team) only to have been let down. Team Trantasia got Bronda'd in San Jose before the term had even been invented!
Be wary of the Bronda, it usually leads to many tranny stink eye "if looks could kill" stares, especially on the court when the person who started the Bronda tries to play LAY-bero, as in she is found more falling over and LAYing on the court than actually passing a ball. This may also be a situation where you are convinced that what someone says will be true but they are simply trying to lure you into their trap. Such sayings as "TWO DRINKS MAREEEEEEEEE TWO DRINKS" can lead no where good.
Bye Gurl, you just got Bronda'd...
I have no clue what happened. Did she sabotage me coz she wanted to be the setter and she purposely just shanked those balls on serve receive and I end up playing Libero? Was she just really off and had at the first match of the day nerves? I've never seen her like that even when she is Ritazzz (drunk) and probably have seen her play much better when she is "two drinks" down. Gurl looked like there was no blood circulating thru her veins coz she was a very pale panda on that first match.
Love you Grimace/Panda/Brenda/Bronda...
not using xoxo,
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